Matt, Souper has invited you to open a Freemail mail account

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On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 10:16 AM, souperman_5_1_35_ab1756@freemail.com wrote:

I’ve been using Freemail and thought you might like to try it out. Here’s an invitation to create an account.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 11:35 AM, mind_over_matt_er@aol.com

Why are you inviting me to e-mail. you know i have an account. we talk on it basically everyday.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 11:35 AM,  souperman_5_1_35_ab1756@freemail.com wrote:

I just thought you could use one. Its a really great service with unlimited space, and you can send bigger files, faster.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 12:59 PM, mind_over_matt_er@aol.com wrote:

Oh. Yeah, that sounds really neat. I’m kinda attached to this good ol’ AOL account though. Does this Fee-mail thing announce when I get a message? Regards, Matt

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 12:59 PM, souperman_5_1_35_ab1756@freemail.com wrote:

Freemail, and yes, it calls you at home everytime you get an e-mail.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 2:14 PM, mind_over_matt_er@aol.com wrote:

Hm. Is it easy to print the emails out? I usually get some pretty long ones (I subscribe to a few recipe sights online) and prefer to read them on paper. The screen hurts my eyes. Like staring at a light bulb all day! LOL!

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 2:15 PM, souperman_5_1_35_ab1756@freemail.com wrote:

All e-mails are automatically printed out, at the nearest printer to where you are standing.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 4:16 PM, mind_over_matt_er@gmail.com wrote:

This sounds like a very good deal. But here’s the big question. With all this good stuffs happening in the email world these days, HOW MUCH!? I also want to know if I can make it so I can put a link on my geocities so people can click and automatically get to email me a message. Will Female be able to receive these messages or do they only accept messages from other email accounts and not directly from the internet?

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 4:16 PM, souperman_5_1_35_ab1756@freemail.com wrote:

The Freemail service is free. In fact, for every hundred e-mails that you send, receive or any of your contacts send or receive, you are credited one e-nickel. You might think: thats not much! But over time, it adds up.

In response to your second question, the Freemail e-mail service relays electronic mail through all channels: e-mail accounts (any service), geocities, lycos, tripod, angelfire; even directly from human thought–with no internet needed. I am on a Haitian island right now, miles away from any wall jack phone outlet, DSL service or even computer, and yet I am sending you this message using only brainwaves.

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 4:48 PM, mind_over_matt_er@aol.com wrote:

Are e-nickels accepted at the hamster dance sight? I love watching those things dance but I get booted off their internet access after a few days! It sux. Ok. So, finally, let’s talk brass tacks. NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS FREE. I have won so many “lottery” and “poker game” sights and they never end up sending me checks. All I get is a bunch of fake meat emails. Will the Phriemayle bigwigs send me ads for things that I don’t need? I don’t have time to read that. My days are so busy. Email should make life easier, not harder!

On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 4:46 PM, souperman_5_1_35_ab1756@freemail.com wrote:

Myself and the Freemail corporation agree that the purpose of electronic mail is to facilitate communication rather than impede it. We realize that internet service providers often cut access to certain pages after weeks or even days of consecutive viewing, and this is a substantial problem for internet and e-mail users. While this cannot be fixed by the Freemail e-mail service, they can offer to send you, over mail, one complimentary dancing live hamster in a cage for every e-mail that you send, receive, or that any of your contacts send or receive. They will also provide the necessary food and water supplies to keep the hamster alive until the next hamster is sent via mail. All advertisements that Freemail sends are perfectly tailored to promote only products that you already wish to purchase. As such, they serve more as “friendly reminders” than invasive advertisements. A typical Freemail advert will read like: “Remember Matt, pick up spam on the way to synchronized swimming”. Furthermore, the Freemail service will permanently delete unwanted electronic mails, or “spam”, both from your internet mail history inbox and your personal memory.

– FRANK N’ BEANZ

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One response to “Matt, Souper has invited you to open a Freemail mail account

  1. I’ve heard rumours about these frank and beanz guys for years. Good to see them finally make a debut!

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