Excerpts from Good Grief! The Verier Scarier Joke Boooo!k

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Did you hear about the skeleton who stood up to bullies?  He had a lot of backbone!

Why do mummies make bad conversationalists?  They get too wrapped up in themselves!

Where did the ghost get his recipe for Hungscary-an Ghoul-ash?  His spook boo!-k!

Why did the vampire tell his son to clean up his room?  Because it was a bloody mess!

Why was the blob fired from the police force?  He thought he was sludge, slurry and blobbocutioner!

Did you hear about the zombie’s new car?  Cost him an arm and a leg!

What’s the ghost’s favourite new obscene rap act?  Boo Live Crew!

Why did the witch stop hanging out with her sarcastic friends?  She was always getting burned!

Why did the vampire retire from his job?  He couldn’t keep up with all the new-fang-led technology!

What’s the Goobly Gobblie’s favourite condiment?  Butt-er!  Or Puss-tard!  Or Smell-ish!  Or Wretchup!  Or Sprayonnaise!  Or Blargh-gerine!  Or Toe Jam!  Or Pee-Butt Butt-Turd!  Or Scarmalade!  Or Fruit Smelly!  Or Toot Jelly!  Or Toot Smelly!  Or Crapplesauce!  Or Grey Poo-pon!  Or Sneeze Whiz!  Or Scabasco Sauce (or any kind of Snot ‘n Licey sauce)!  Or Mrs. Rash!

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2 responses to “Excerpts from Good Grief! The Verier Scarier Joke Boooo!k

  1. Did you guys hear about the wear-cow? He only comes out during a full moo

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