Amateur Magician, Father Disappears
By Walter Wynn, Staff Reporter/Apprentice Diabolist
Amazing news out of Cobourg, Ontario this month, fellow illusionists! In a feat of hocus-pocus derring-do, area father and journeyman magician Dave O’Brien vanished from the living room of his Walnut Lane bungalow. According to reports from the audience in attendance, the 46-year-old Cobourg diviner disappeared, as if into thin air, leaving his family of three astounded and without a chief breadwinner. Continue reading
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Are you tired of the same old borgasm day in day out? 7 seconds in penis-heaven not quite cuttin’ it? What if I told you that in 5 minutes you could double, triple, quadruple the length and intensity of your orgasm? What if I said that with a few weeks practice, you could be coming for hours, even days?
Got you’re attention huh. Here’s another thing I’ve got: Mangasm™.
Huh? What’s he talking about? Where am I? What?
Mangasm™ is not a drug! It’s not a tube OR pump! What I’ve got here are a few simple techniques (and one ancient secret ;)) that anyone can master. It’s natural, fun and GUARANTEED to lift you to knew heights of manly pleasure.
Hey all you Cera-heads out there in Cera-land!
Terminal Laughter likes to occasionally link to its favourite podcasts on the internet, and this is one of our very faves. As huge Cera fans ourselves, we always love to keep up-to-date with everything that’s going on in his life.
Here it is, the ONLY Michael Cera video podcast.
We unearthed this little known gem of a sitcom pilot called “Friends.” We were unable to find the script for the much more popular show, “Partners”, featuring Tate Donovan and… who else was in that? Please, tell me more about “Partners” in the comments. All I remember is Tate. Tate’s on “Damages” now. Great show.
Speaking of great shows, this thing is over an hour long, so, I hope you two enjoy it!
Our Terminal Laughter team recently un-earthed the original shooting script for the pilot episode of “Frasier.”
This is the first in what we hope will be a long-running series.
It’s also like an hour long. Sorry.
From More Sensible Cuisine by Victoria Banksley, OBE
In keeping with the modern tradition of bestowing frivolous names upon themed recipes, my editors have encouraged me to imbue this crepe recipe with a motherly theme. It can be sensibly enjoyed at any time of the year, by non-mothers and even non-females. It is best enjoyed alongside the French-Kissed Vanilla Ice Cream (page 158), or possibly the Strawberry Confit (page 162). As always, beware of the clown. Continue reading
NOTE: The following is taken from the instruction manual for “Stephen J Cannell: The Game”, by Milton Bradley, recently discovered in the Terminal Laughter vaults. While the original was a board game with a VHS content component, we have, for your viewing pleasure, located online copies of clips featured in the game.
Like TV? Love TV? Think you can be the next Stephen J Cannell? Here’s your chance to prove it! Stephen J Cannell: The Game gives you the chance to come up with pilot ideas just like the master himself! Continue reading
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